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    drunkenpandaaa: ralphdgamf: starkidwholived: kimburrit0: I was helping my little brother Where the fuck does jack come from That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.   You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have? I AM FUCKING DYING.

    drunkenpandaaa:

    ralphdgamf:

    starkidwholived:

    kimburrit0:

    I was helping my little brother

    Where the fuck does jack come from

    That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.

    I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.  

    You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?

    I AM FUCKING DYING.

    (via thatswhattheythought)

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    breadstickfanclub:

    The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

    (via thatswhattheythought)

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    when walking down the hallway at school
    me: get the fuck out of my way
    me: move bitch
    me: i REALLY APPRECIATE being elbowed in the side thank you for that
    me: oh yes hug your friend in front of my locker i'll just stand here and pretend i have better things to do with my life
    me: what are you looking at do not make eye contact with me
    me: this book better not drop and if it does i am not picking it up because effort
    me: step on the back of my shoe again and i will end you
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    (Source: dabestmemes)

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    Apr

    in the year 6057

    historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
    historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
    historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood
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    lolsofunny: A minute of silence for Aaron…

    lolsofunny:

    A minute of silence for Aaron…

    (Source: idiotsonfb, via thatswhattheythought)

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